Okay real intro time. Vexerin (qui/quem). Ao3 @/iammissingautumn aka the link in my bio. I’m on a South Park kick. My favorite media of all time is Umineko When They Cry and Pathologic 2. I was just a MCYT blog but two years of that got me out of it. Until next traffic series I will probably only occasionally reblog. kiss kiss.
Come to the 18+ South Park discord server I mod in :) If you like talking about characters, meta, ships, that ONE character you can’t get off your mind, or any other various South Park thing.. Though I’m sorry in advance for how I talk to my friends. It’s made for the neurodivergents and queers so you will see me popping into character channels and saying someone else has ocd as well.
tag guide:
#slasher 🔪 - Is for my slasher AU for South Park I work hard on it often and diagrams for there! Or clothing / art that matches the vibes
#south park meta - exactly what it sounds like.
#my writing - my writing! writing requests, fic links, and some poetry or smth like that!!
#lore - faq/stuff ABOUT me. questions about me specifically.
#mod caden - personal posts or personal commentary in tags. or if i want to find it again
aita for beating someone up while my girlfriends hold me back?
i (m?) have 2 girlfriends, and posted them to show them off online, but people began to be skeptical about if we were even dating! they insisted that they weren't my real girlfriends, and that they didn't smoke weed. it was horrible!
one of my girlfriends had to physically hold me back while i was beating one of them to a pulp because how DARE they insist my beautiful weed smoking girlfriends weren't real, and didn't even smoke weed
haters will see a completely fantastical kink scenario that can literally only exist in roleplay and then create a moral quandary out of it as if its OPs one life goal to enact this fetish in real life. you all are boring and have no understanding of kinks!!!
i think we should have a custom blog theme renaissance
and i don’t just mean making more of them, i also mean appreciation of them and making them a central part of tumblr’s site culture again. no other popular social media site (although tumblr technically is a microblogging site) really offers this level of aesthetic and functional customization anymore. it’s maybe a header, a bio, and an icon.
i remember when putting a lot of effort into themes, mutual theme “ratings”, complimenting users on their pages, proudly announcing theme changes/customizations, and appreciating theme makers for their work was a norm on this site. it’s how many young people got into html.
i know many people are primarily mobile users but when on desktop… who cares if tumblr makes it a little difficult to get directly to someone’s blog page these days. i think themes are a really excellent part of tumblr and i don’t want them quietly guttering out.
4000 reblogs and no ones actually given any advice on how to use custom themes bc staff sure isnt making it readily available
step one: go into your account settings and scroll down to select the blog of your choice. the third option down should be custom theme, enable that.
now click edit theme. here is where the magic happens
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you can edit this default theme if you like, its not bad. but the real fun is in making your own or (more likely) hunting down something someone else made.
a good place to start would be tumblrs /themes page (yes its silly the paid ones are so expensive but theres plenty of free ones too). you can also go searching through specific tags, some common ones are #tumblr theme(s) , #theme hunter , #code hunter , #code cabin, and looking in the tags of whatevers in there can lead you to more. theres also TONS of blogs dedicated to themes you will likely find in those tags too.
as for how to install a custom theme, if you picked on from the official page i believe its just a menu to pick which blog to apply it to. for everything else, the creator will typically link to a pastebin or similar site with the raw code. copy it, then go back to the editor. at the top left, under the theme name, click “edit html”. right click over the text and select all. delete it, and paste in the new code. click “update preview” and everything should look different
congrats! you have a new theme to play with! from here you can edit the code directly or hit the back arrow to edit whatever settings the coder put into the sidebar. i recommend saving every so often with your blog open in another tab to check how its looking because the editors preview tends to squish things
keep in mind though, older themes are more prone to breaking due to changes over the years. i know one in particular is themes that still have http:// urls wont work, and the way to fix it is to go into the html editor, click the gear at the top and use find and replace to change “http://” to “https://” (no quotes).
have fun dipping your toes into the wide world of old internet webpages!
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!
Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?
Honestly, I think it’s cool to see cis people adopt and use “nonconforming” pronouns. I saw a cis man state their pronouns were they/them, and I think that’s awesome that they’re forthcoming with that! I think a lot of cis people think pronoun nonconformity excludes them, but they’re completely wrong! Pronoun nonconformity is literally for anybody. If you are a they/them cis man, that’s fucking awesome! There will be people who will respect you, and it isn’t a world-ending request to be addressed correctly
omg thank you for this!!!! i’m cis and i use she/they, a lot of that is because my trans friends made me feel comfortable enough to explore different expressions of gender :) you can explore and play with your gender whether you are cis or trans :D to my trans friends thank you for teaching me this over the years!!! and fuck anyone who says i can’t use those pronouns
What if they came back loving? What if they came back in love. What if the necromancy worked and you cheated death and it’s everything you’ve ever wanted, but now they love you in a way they never did before and you cannot know if that is because they finally know the lengths you are willing to go for them, or because something in this deathless magic bound their soul to yours to guide them home and it left them no. choice.
